The Backyard Retreat · A build weekend for two

Saturday morning, it's a pile of cedar. Saturday night, it's your favorite place on earth.

A guided weekend build experience for two. Professional tools delivered to your door, every cut planned, zero experience required. Start at nine. Toast at sunset.

Reserve your build weekend From $349 — or with a full pro tool kit, yours to keep.

Fig. 01 — The Retreat, at dusk

What you build

A real retreat. Not a birdhouse.

The Retreat is an 8-foot cedar corner: a slatted privacy wall, a built-in lounge bench for two, a planter box, and posts strung with warm lights. Designed by pros to be buildable by beginners in one day — and to look like it wasn't.

01 / The privacy wall

Horizontal cedar slats

The backdrop that makes the whole corner feel intentional. Every slat pre-planned — you cut, you screw, it lines up.

02 / The bench

A lounge bench built for two

Deep enough to curl up on. Strong enough for the whole family. This is where you'll have coffee tomorrow morning.

03 / The glow

Planter + light posts

Greenery on one side, warm string lights overhead. The finishing touches that make people say "wait, you built this?"

8' × 8' footprint Cedar construction ~7 hours of build time 2 builders, 0 experience Every cut pre-planned
What's included

We send the confidence. You keep the tools.

One box arrives at your door with everything except the lumber — and we hand you a pre-filled Home Depot cart for that.

In the box · Complete Weekend package

  • Milwaukee M18 FUEL drill/driverthe one that does most of the work
  • Milwaukee M18 FUEL circular sawfor the straight cuts
  • Milwaukee M18 FUEL jigsawfor the curves
  • Milwaukee M18 FUEL orbital sanderfor the smooth-to-the-touch finish
  • Batteries + chargercharged before you start
  • Every bit, blade & disc you needdrill bits, driver bits, countersinks, saw blades, sanding discs — pre-selected, no guessing
  • Measure & mark kittape measure, carpenter pencils, speed square — open the box, start building

In your dashboard

  • The complete build guidestep-by-step, written for first-timers
  • Cut-by-cut video walkthroughwatch each step before you make it
  • Pre-filled lumber & hardware cartsone click at Home Depot or Lowe's, ~$300
  • The weekend timeline + role cardshour by hour, with a job for each of you — coffee breaks included
  • Stain & finishing guideplus the styling touches for Saturday night
  • The Build CoachAI coach trained on this exact build — snap a photo of where you're stuck, get your next step in seconds, any hour

The Milwaukee kit alone retails for $900+ — and it's yours for every project after this one.

How the weekend works

One Saturday. Hour by hour.

No mystery, no "figure it out." You always know what's next, how long it takes, and which tool is in your hand — and every step has a role for each of you, so nobody's standing around holding the tape measure.

Fri evening · 30 min

The Friday prep checklist

Pick up your lumber (the cart's pre-filled — most stores will even cut the long boards for you), stage your space, check the weather window, batteries on the charger. Ten boxes to tick, and Saturday runs like clockwork.

Checkpoint 01 · snap a photo of your staged setup
Sat 9:00 am

Coffee, layout, first cut

Unbox the tools, lay out the boards, make your first cut by 9:30. It's easier than you think — and we show you every move on video first.

Sat 10:00 am – 1:00 pm

The wall goes up

Posts set, slats on. This is the moment it stops being lumber and starts being a place.

Checkpoint 02 · wall standing
Sat 1:00 pm

Lunch on the job site

Mandatory. You're a builder now — builders take lunch.

Sat 2:00 – 5:00 pm

Bench, planter, sanding

The bench comes together fast. Then the sander turns rough cedar into something you'll run your hand along every time you walk past.

Sat 5:30 pm

Lights up. Drinks out.

String the lights, style the planter, pour something cold. Sit down in the thing you built this morning. Take the photo — you'll want it.

Checkpoint 03 · retreat standing
Sunday · optional

Stain day

An easy, satisfying hour or two if you want the richer finish. Or just enjoy your retreat. You've earned it either way.

Final checkpoint · completion photo by 8pm Sunday
Why this is different

We don't sell tools. We sell Saturday night.

Plenty of places will sell you a saw or a PDF of plans. Nobody else hands you the whole experience — engineered so two beginners actually finish, together, in a day.

What this isn't
  • A tool bundle with a coupon code
  • A 40-page PDF that assumes you own a workshop
  • A Pinterest project that dies in the garage
  • A contractor doing it for you
  • "Some assembly required"
What this is
  • A finished retreat by Saturday sunset
  • Every cut, screw, and hour planned by pros
  • A Build Coach that answers in seconds, any hour
  • A $900 pro tool kit you keep forever
  • The story you'll tell every guest who sits there
Who this is for

Made for the DIY-curious.

FORCouples who want a different kind of date

You've done the restaurants. This weekend ends with sawdust in your hair and a bench you built together.

FORHomeowners who've never touched a saw

The guide assumes nothing. If you can follow a recipe, you can build this.

FORAnyone who wants to make something real

You'll spend a Saturday off your phone with your hands busy — and end it with proof.

NOT FORSeasoned woodworkers

You already own the tools and you'd rather design your own. Respect. Send this to a friend who's always saying "I wish I could do that."

The offer

Choose your weekend.

Same retreat, same guided Saturday. The only question is whether the pro tools come with it.

The flagship · Most builders choose this Everything delivered

The Complete Weekend

$1,495

Free shipping · Lumber (~$300) via your pre-filled cart

  • The full guided weekend: guide, videos, timeline, two-builder role cards
  • Full Milwaukee M18 FUEL 4-tool kit — yours to keep ($900+ value)
  • Batteries & charger, charged before you start
  • Every bit, blade & disc, pre-selected for the build
  • Pre-filled lumber & hardware carts, stain & styling guide
  • The Build Coach + 14-day unopened-return refund
Reserve the Complete Weekend

Never held a saw? This one's built for you.

Bring your own tools

The Experience

$349

Dashboard access today · Field Kit in the mail · Lumber & hardware (~$350) via your cart

  • Complete build guide, cut-by-cut videos & weekend timeline
  • The printed Field Kit, mailed to you: guide book, cut cards & two-builder role cards
  • Pre-filled lumber & hardware carts
  • Stain, finishing & styling guide
  • The Build Coach: instant AI-guided help, all weekend
Start with the Experience

You'll need a drill, a circular saw & an orbital sander.

The Finished Promise, on both packages: do the Friday prep, follow the build sequence, and hit the four photo checkpoints. If your retreat still isn't standing and sittable by 8pm Sunday, your next Weekend Build experience is free — plus a rescue plan for exactly where you stopped, and free replacements for anything we sent that was defective.

Founding cohort · 20 build weekends per month · kits ship in 3–5 days

FAQ

Fair questions.

I've literally never used a circular saw. Can I really do this?

Yes — that's the whole point. Every cut is planned, marked, and shown on video before you make it. Your first three cuts are practice cuts on scrap, so by the time it counts, you've already done it. And if anything feels off mid-build, ask the Build Coach — an AI coach trained on every step of this exact build. Send a photo of what's in front of you and it tells you your next move in seconds, at 7am or 11pm.

How much does the lumber cost?

Around $300 at Home Depot or Lowe's, depending on your region. We hand you a pre-filled cart, so there's no wandering the aisles guessing — you click, you pick up, you build.

Is it really done in one day?

The build itself is about seven hours for two people, including lunch. Beginners finish by dinner. Staining is an optional Sunday hour if you want the richer color. We designed it around one honest Saturday — not a "weekend" that eats a month.

Which package should I choose?

Simple test: do you own — or can you borrow by Saturday — a drill, a circular saw, and an orbital sander? Then The Experience ($349) is everything you need. If you don't, take The Complete Weekend. Don't cobble together bargain-bin tools to save money: half the confidence of this build is that the tools in your hand are pro-grade, matched to the project, and charged when they arrive.

Why is the Complete Weekend $1,495?

Because you keep everything. The Milwaukee M18 FUEL kit alone retails for over $900 — those are the tools contractors buy, not disposable hardware-store specials. Add every bit, blade, and disc pre-selected so there's zero guessing, plus the guided build itself, and you end the weekend with pro tools, a finished retreat, and the confidence to use both again.

How much space do I need?

An 8' × 8' corner of your yard, patio, or deck, on any reasonably flat surface. The retreat is freestanding — no digging, no concrete, no permits in the vast majority of areas.

What if we get stuck halfway?

Ask the Build Coach — it knows this build cut by cut, it's never asleep, and it never makes you feel dumb for asking. Describe the problem or send a photo and you'll have your next step in seconds. And here's the backstop, the Finished Promise: your weekend has four photo checkpoints (staged Friday, wall up, retreat standing, done). Hit them, follow the sequence, and if the retreat still isn't standing and sittable by 8pm Sunday, your next Weekend Build experience is free — plus a rescue plan with the exact steps from wherever you stopped to the finish line. If a part we sent was defective, we replace it free, full stop. We only win when you're sitting on that bench.

What tools do I need that aren't included?

On The Complete Weekend: nothing to hunt for — even the tape measure, pencils, and speed square are in the box. Your pre-filled hardware cart includes the three site items you'll pick up with your lumber: sawhorses (or use a sturdy table you own), safety glasses, and ear protection. On The Experience: your own drill, circular saw, and orbital sander; the measure-and-mark basics and the same site items are in your cart. A jigsaw is optional either way — the design's curves are skippable.

Is this safe for beginners?

The guide is built safety-first: eye and ear protection are in your hardware cart, every tool gets a two-minute safety walkthrough video, and the cut list avoids the risky cuts pros wouldn't give a beginner. Read the guide, wear the gear, take your time.

This weekend could be the one

Build something together this weekend.

Years from now, nobody remembers another Saturday on the couch. Everybody remembers the day you built the retreat.

Choose your build weekend
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